Great Ways to Blow Your Stimulus Check
Stimulus checks AKA stimmies have provided millions of Americans with some relief from the devastations of COVID-19…but, some recipients chose to splurge on unnecessary luxuries. If you haven’t spent your stimulus yet, here are some great, definitely-not-stupid, ways to spend that extra coin.
A giant squid statue.
Need we say more? This thing would look absolutely killer in your front lawn.
Dogecoin.
The infamous Shiba Inu cryptocurrency is up 12,000% since January. Elon’s appearance on SNL tomorrow night could be a big moment for the future of the coin.
A Peloton treadmill.
A design error that could cause fatal injuries has triggered the company to recall more than 125,000 units.